This old team, the “Devil’s Scum” were the best special forces around.
I kind of forget which guy was which but there is one grandpa who has a super old room sized computer that can hack into the 911 phone system, one who is a weapons expert with weapons that are surely not only illegal to own, but have literally no chance of still being operational (and some that certainly would be operational), and one who is a camouflage expert who seems to think dressing in a bad tree costume is what constitutes a disguise. This film gives you the unique opportunity to see how low James Caan, Lou Gossett Jr., Paul Sorvino and Jessica Walter can sink. The grandpa is also a secret agent and his special forces guys can get the job done. Why they don’t do the sensible bad guy thing and shoot her is beyond me. For starters, the girlfriend is captured (I’m not using any specific character names because they were too vague and general to remember) for seeing that the dictator guy is alive. My question during the whole thing was why these guys are even speaking in English in the first place? They are hiding from Americans, not trying to be them. He yells at his henchmen for what felt like two minutes because he didn’t know the word troubles.
And the dialogue they give this guy is so terrible. He’s a stand in for any generic dictator. I know this was just supposed to illustrate how “crazy” grandpa was but if you are going to make up fake crazy, make up believable fake crazy ok?įor reasons that are unexplained, this foreign dictator has been captured and taken to the United States. At the age of 40, Sanders was running a popular Kentucky service station that also served food-so popular, in fact, that the governor of Kentucky designated him a Kentucky colonel.” This means James Caan (best known in my circle of associates as the dad from Elf) served in World War I if he knew this guy. Also, as a side note, according to “Colonel Harland Sanders was born on September 9, 1890, in Henryville, Indiana. In the setup of the film Grandpa talks to the family about how he knew Colonel Sanders when he was just a private. The star of the film is James Caan who makes a career destroying performance that is about as far away from The Godfather as you can get. In the end, Grandpa beats the bad guys and teenager gets the girl and all the retired army buddies got to have their one last exciting mission. Fortunately for the teenager, his grandpa is not crazy, and really is a special forces guy who can totally take on the foreign dictator with the help of his very retired army buddies. Unfortunately for the teenager, his date gets kidnapped by an on the run foreign dictator who has faked his own death.
He first has to drive his crazy grandpa back to his nursing home before he can get to said date. This film is about a random teenager who is about to go out on a date. But fret not, those who want to chill once again, Undercover Grandpa is garbage on an unparalleled level. Now people get tied up in the Netflix and forget to chill at all. Why? There was a time, before Narcos, Stranger Things and Black Mirror where most of what was on Netflix was absolute garbage. When the phrase Netflix and chill first became popular, the emphasis was definitely on the chill. It’s not easy living in a dungeon alone, watching the worst films known to humanity and Undercover Grandpa is not helping the situation at all.
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